
Thank you, Grandma. [Click to read more…]
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Our family’s bathroom guard dog.
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog has just been released! You can visit Joel’s blog here.
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And the winner for best security system of all time goes to… Grandma.

I’d rather swim through a moat filled with Mountain Dew Code Red and face a rabid guard Giraffe that sneezes laser beams than walk into this den of madness.
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You know why people don’t drink Crème De Banana?

Because their bottles have monkeys holding giant banana boners. And if there’s one thing I hate in this world, it’s monkeys holding banana boners. And tapas. I really hate tapas.
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Who needs an alarm system when you have this in your dining room?
Oh yeah, one more thing.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED, PLEASE GET THIS THING ANOTHER SHOE!
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog has just been released! You can visit Joel’s blog here.
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I didn’t realize that the Last Supper had adorableness on the menu.
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog has just been released! You can visit Joel’s blog here.
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Nothing makes coworkers jealous like a souvenir ‘tude pin from your Disney themed cruise.
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog has just been released! You can visit Joel’s blog here.
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I’m pretty sure this type of “monkey business” is illegal in almost every state.
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog is being released September 1st. You can visit Joel’s blog here.
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That smile doesn’t sit well with me.
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog is being released September 1st. You can visit Joel’s blog here.
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